“So I live in Garfield — which is kind of like a woodsy area. I was exploring around my house one day last summer, and I found a freaking natural water-slide. It was like a real, functioning water-slide. So, me and the quarterback, Trey Kitterman, actually went out there for like 3 weeks in a row and actually used it. It was super fun. Great time. But there were a few snakes. That kind of freaked us out…”